Are Silicon Valley billionaires secretly hiring exorcists to protect themselves from ancient demonic entities unleashed by AI? From Father Gary Thomas overwhelmed in the heart of tech country to 2026 Vatican-linked warnings that AI is fueling a "new era of Satanism," the evidence is stacking up. Elon Musk warned we're "summoning the demon." Peter Thiel lectures on the Antichrist while building AI empires. Tech execs turn to psychics, Kambo rituals, and spiritual cleansings—while priests train against AI-generated satanic content. Is this spiritual warfare or elite panic? We break down the real stories, rituals, and why exorcists say they "can't keep up."